Post archive for ‘Rants’
The Ex List
When in the course of television viewing it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the sentimental bands which have connected him with certain programs, a decent respect to the producers of those shows requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
In other words, Judgment Day has arrived, my [...]
Oscar, Plain and Tall
I had intended to “live-blog” the Oscars last night, but technical difficulties totally cock-blocked that idea. So instead I’m “live-plus-same-day-blogging” it, to borrow a Nielsen term. I was very excited to see this year’s broadcast because it seemed to have a lot more hype and energy than broadcasts past—and because director/choreographer/SYTYCD-judge Adam Shankman was producing. But it didn’t seem outstanding [...]
41 Shows Reviewed in 140 Characters or Less

Note: The following post first appeared as an article by the same name in The Climax, Hampshire College’s newspaper. Also, some of these micro-reviews may exceed 140 characters—my bad!
I am a student of television. Writing television scripts is my Division III [a senior project, in Hampshire speak]. So I have no shame in the [...]
What They Should and Should Not Have Done

The following post was originally published on my old blog on June 23, 2009.
As I was discussing the sorry fate of Jon and Kate Gosselin with my mom earlier tonight (before the inevitable happened), we agreed that they are to blame for their level of media exposure. Yes, the paparazzi are nuts, [...]
The Sophomore Slaughter

The following post was originally published on my old blog on January 22, 2009.
For some reason, I’m always surprised when shows are cancelled in their second seasons or later. To me, cancellation seems like [...]
The Woes of Standard Definition

The following post was originally published on my old blog on January 21, 2009.
First a pipe burst in my parents’ house. Then the insurance company compensated them generously. Then my parents upgraded my old bedroom to a media center with a beautiful LCD TV. And then, on the next vacation I had from school, I was utterly spoiled. [...]

